How to Steal Sansa Stark’s Beauty Routine
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sansa stark game of thronesSansa Stark is a formidable leader who has had the tenacity to stand up to those who would oppress or abuse her. And because of her courage and strength, we all want to steal her beauty routine! Here are three tips to get you started.

Perfect lashes

Whether she’s surviving a siege from the Night King or protecting the North from insurgent forces, Sansa’s lashes are always on point. You’ll want a mascara that both lengthens and separates – no spider lashes for this lady boss!

Silky hair

Sansa’s hair is always silky and soft. You can literally see the light reflecting from it. Start with a detox shampoo to remove any build-up that could be dulling your sheen. Then a conditioner that’s effective enough to give your hair that perfect texture but not so heavy that it weighs your locks down. Finally, use a keratin masque to seal in the moisture and blow dry with the dryer set on cool. Follow these steps and your hair will be sure to withstand the stress of protecting your people from the life-threatening dangers besieging them on multiple fronts.

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Smooth skin

Living in the harsh cold of the North, Sansa has to work extra hard to keep her skin soft and dewy. Begin your skin care with a sugar scub to exfoliate. Then you’ll want a gentle toner to make sure your pores are clear. And finally, a good moisturizer, preferably one with hyaluronic acid or retinol. Do this and you’re guaranteed to look like you just had a facial, even if you’re worrying about how to make sure you have enough resources to keep your community alive.


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