SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Transmitting a message from the future via technology our current-day brains still find incomprehensible, Kathryn Janeway, once the captain of the Starship Voyager and now a Starfleet admiral, announced today that she does not consider herself a “Lady Boss,” the San Francisco Chronicle reports.
“I’m just a boss,” she said. “Though I suppose in the 21st century, having a woman in command is still somewhat unexpected.”
“Listen, I’ve traveled to countless worlds in the Delta Quadrant and the Alpha Quadrant. I’ve negotiated with hundreds of species, helped prevent wars. I’m a leader, plain and simple. Not a Lady Leader,” she continued.
“I get that the term is supposed to be empowering, but honestly, I think it trivializes the issue,” Janeway commented after pouring her fourth cup of dark roast coffee.
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