NEW YORK, NY – After foiling the dastardly plans of the supervillain known as Madame Masque today, Tony Stark was reportedly approached by Masque as she was being taken into custody, at which point the criminal told Stark he looks “so pretty when [he’s] angry.”
“The way his hair fell in his face while we fought – he just looked so beautiful,” said Masque.
When asked for his response, the Avenger replied, “Um, I guess I should be flattered? But like…it kind of seems like she’s diminishing what I was feeling or something? I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me.”
“I mean, what am I, an adorable pug puppy growling every time Air Bud comes on?” he continued.
As of publication, Stark has reportedly vowed never to raise his suit’s mask during a fight ever again.
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