Superheroes like Wonder Woman, Black Widow, and Captain Marvel are insanely impressive. They literally save the day from global catastrophes on a regular basis. But we all know that, at the end of the day, what they really care about is that they look good while they do it. They may be saving us from annihilation, but we know their real priorities are perfectly winged liner and the right kitten heel to go with their latest ModCloth purchases. So we wanted to take this opportunity to highlight five superhero looks you can imitate. Because just like our favorite heroes, you too can enjoy the never-ending anxiety over your appearance women are forced to endure!
Diana Prince really has that whole sexy warrior thing down. Steal her look by pairing an asymmetrical skirt with Roman style sandals. And don’t worry if you begin comparing yourself to this statue of divinity and find you’re coming up short – you’re a woman, that’s normal! Like tons of pop songs will tell you, you’re even more beautiful when you don’t know how beautiful you are.
When it comes to catsuits, Natasha knows her stuff. And the truth is, no matter how many evil plots she foils, she just wouldn’t be a superhero without dat ass. This is a pretty easy look to steal. A pair of faux leather leggings and a sexy, black jacket zipped down a little will do the trick. And when you start to obsess over the fact that you don’t have Natasha’s abs or her perfectly bouncy curls, that’s a sign that you’re doing womanhood right!
Carol Danvers is an expert at that whole effortlessly hot thing. She makes grunge look amazing. And oh yeah, she pulls off all this hotness while flying fighter jets or whatever. Carol’s look is super simple to mimic. Just a pair of jeans and a band tee is all you need. You’re sure to realize that, while Carol looks like a low-maintenance cool girl, you just look like you had nothing to wear because it’s laundry day. And that’s exactly what you should be feeling, so you’re on the right track!
Gamora is known as the “deadliest woman in the galaxy” – and that’s the perfect title because her looks can kill! Her style is kind of steampunk meets goth. The great part about this is you can use the faux leather leggings you already have for the Black Widow look! Just pair them with a bodice and a leather jacket and you’re good to go! You’ll definitely want to pay attention to the fact that your bust looks nothing like hers does in that bodice – feeling bad about your boobs is the whole point of this outfit, after all!
She has incredibly powerful abilities – but even more impressive, she’s a fashion icon. Wanda has what you could call a modern Avril Lavigne look. Pair a skater skirt with some big boots and a bomber jacket and you’ll feel just like Scarlet Witch! Except for the fact that those boots make your calves look super gross. But the good news is that just gives you another thing to fixate on!
DISCLAIMER: This blog is satire.