WASHINGTON, D.C. – A stunning revelation came out of Washington today as Cersei Lannister announced in a press conference that she will be running for President of the United States in 2020.
“I know I’ve been fighting to win the Iron Throne, but this country is being run by a man child and it’s driving me crazy,” Lannister said. “It’s time for the U.S. to have its first female president, and when I’m elected, I won’t tolerate the kind of appalling nonsense the American people are being forced to endure. I mean, there’s definitely a lot of drama in Westeros, but what’s going on here is unbelievable,” she added.
When asked if she is concerned adapting to Washington politics will be a challenge, Lannister replied, “Have you met me? Spinning intricate webs of deception is like second nature to me.”
Lannister said her platform will focus on increasing access to affordable healthcare, creating a fair and reasonable path to citizenship, and ridding the world of dragons, stating, “Those glorified iguanas are a menace to society.”
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