GOTHAM CITY – According to the Associated Press, local woman Selina Kyle had the unfortunate experience yesterday of meeting a man from the dating app Bumble who repeatedly referred to her using the incorrect name.
“He kept calling me Serena,” Kyle said. “I mean, my name is right there on my profile. It’s not that hard.”
Kyle and local man Craig Arlington, 35, reportedly spent approximately two hours together last night at the Old Spaghetti Warehouse in downtown Gotham, and during that time Arlington failed to use her correct name even once.
“I corrected him like three or four times and he just wasn’t hearing to me. It’s like dude, are we on a date or are you just looking for someone to listen to you talk about how you rock at sales? Isn’t Bumble supposed to be a feminist app or something?” Kyle said.
When asked for a response, Arlington replied, “I thought things with Serena went really well, but she hasn’t responded to my texts. I’m not really sure why. I think she’s kind of stuck up.”
“If he had even the vaguest clue about my life, he’d learn my fucking name,” Kyle responded.
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